Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.

1.) Your name?
Sally
_{A really really hot girl.
'Dayum, what a Sally!'}

2.) Your age?
16
_{Legal age for fucking in the UK.}

3.) One of your friends?
Lana
<sub>lana is cool,, i just wanted to add one

and i think that any person called lana
hates being called anal so dont</sub>
That's funny because they actually do

4.) What should you be doing?
Maths
<sub>Math, the wretched spawn of satan himself.
Consisting of useless crap you'll never need to know,except for adding,subtracting,multiplication and divison, the rest is there just to stress you out.

But is still needed to get a good job.
"Ok what's the size of the angle X ?"
"Who gives a fuck."</sub>

5.) Favorite color?
Blue
_{The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.}

6.) Birthplace?
Australia
_{The best fuckin' country in the world, Australia, is also the only place where Christ could never have been born, as in Australia, you cannot find 3 wisemen and a virgin.
Ozzy! Ozzy! Ozzy! Oi! Oi! Oi!}

7.) Month of birth?
November
_{The month in which the sexiest people are born (especially since most were concieved in february-the month of love-9 months earlier)
She is so hot, she was clearly born in November.}

8.) Last person you talked to?
Mum
<sub>A word americans don't know how to spell

Also townies use the phrase 'your mum' as an insult
me: fuck off
Townie: your mum</sub>

9.) One of your nicknames?
Sal
<sub>noun. a person who "Sucks At Life." pronounced Sal, not S-A-L.
WTF, what a SAL. She ruined our plans once again.

You're such a SAL! Stop being a little bitch.</sub>